As you may have already heard, my Mother was born in Oxfordshire, so she quite often with my Dad and family, would visit her relations for the weekend.

This gave me and the boys the opportunity to have a party, we would get some beers in and then invite the girls along who would bring the snacks.

Obviously I cannot go into great detail about what went on but suffice it to say we had a ball...................... we always tidied up before the family were due home and Mam was never the wiser, well that's what I thought, until after what was to be the final time where we had a more than rowdy party.

On the Monday after getting in from work, my Mam said she needed to speak to me. OH OH !!!
The neighbors had spoken to Mam and had complained about the noise and the goings on over the weekend.

Mam said that the neighbors had said that there were couples in the garden and they were getting up to all sorts of things, including --- wait for it --- FORNICATION """""""

Well I knew what Mam meant but see trying to keep a straight face, I had to look away and try not to snigger, I obviously said that nothing like that had happened but that I did have to ask some of the crowd to get back in the house incase they annoyed the neighbors.
Mam then went on to ask if I knew if anybody had slept in her bed, I said yes me and a couple of the boys as they and a couple of others had wanted to stay overnight (too much drink to walk home) actually her bed was used by a couple who married not long afterwards and are still happily married (if thats possible)

Well when Dad came home I was expecting a rocket up you know where but surprise surprise he never said a word, Mam had kept it to herself but she did make me promise not to have anymore parties whilst they were away again... a promise I did manage to keep although the boys kept on for me to have one, I can still remember what the back of my Mothers hand felt like """"

No doubt there are quite a few people reading this who could also tell a tale or two about what they got up to, wether they will or not remains to be seen ???????????????